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Life is a party so you might as well dance.
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
When that bitchy senior finally graduates
You can finally be honest like:
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- Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
- Me: *Scrolls past*
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I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
